[1] Review by Clash from Chattanooga, TN, USA who has tried this beer once. (7/29/2008 1:19:28 AM)
"Sometimes as they say you must grab the bull by the horns. Well it is time to take on this bull like a fearless matador. The golden bull shines off the can as if to dare me to take him on. Bring it on Mr Bull. Stick me up on a post like a scarecrow to view the fields of corn. Ah the liquid corn fills the glass. This is a harsh customer. The gas station attendent fills my mouth with diesel fuel and unleaded gasoline. You pump me and leave me when you get your fill yeah. The sour lemons mix in with this corn filled mess to wreak havoc on my taste buds. Like that awkward first date that you accidently farted on, this beer is a little embarrasing. The can is oh so inviting but once you arrive at the party the host deficates on your head and calls you a NINNY! Oh the horrors of this brew could not be described even by such masters of the genre like Stephen King or Edgar Allen Poe. I must finish this before the warmth settles in. EGADS!"
Aroma:
2/10
Appearance:
2/10
Mouthfeel:
3/10
Flavor:
2/10
Overall:
3/10
Final Rating, by Style:
(1.2)
Sampled: Can
Value of this beer for its style: Not Sure
[2] Review by Retroman from Taylorsville, KY, USA who has tried this beer once. (3/7/2008 7:04:08 AM)
"VSL Stands for "Very Smooth Lager" and although that's a bit of a stretch, for an inexpensive 8.5% ABV, this isn't really that bad. Pours ok with a nice golden color. Head is not excessive but still not long lasting. Fairly high adjunct flavor, but not as noticable when cold. I collect cans and bought it mostly for the can, but the stuff is certainly drinkable too."
Aroma:
5/10
Appearance:
5/10
Mouthfeel:
5/10
Flavor:
5/10
Overall:
5/10
Final Rating, by Style:
(2.5)
Sampled: Can Sample Size: 24oz @ $1.19 Unit Cost: $0.79 per Pint
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