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| What do you do? |
Submitted on 7/7/2006 by mmmmBeer
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Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
Question:
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer:
Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you’ve had too much beer.
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| European Union |
Submitted on 6/18/2006 by Manchoa
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John asks for a beer in a local pub.
Waiter: "That´ll make 40 crowns"
J: "What! It has always been 20..."
W: "Sorry - new rules - 20 for beer and 20 for EU"
J: "Here´s your 40 crowns"
W: "And here´s 20 back for you"
J: "Why so?"
W: "We have no beer..."
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| Health |
Submitted on 6/18/2006 by Manchoa
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Two men are sitting inthe bar. They have just took their fifth beer.
"So how are you?" one man asks from another.
"Much Better than tomorrow." the other answers.
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