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What do you do? (609 bytes) by mmmmBeer on 7/7/2006
European Union (280 bytes) by Manchoa on 6/18/2006
Health (170 bytes) by Manchoa on 6/18/2006
Show me the way (178 bytes) by Manchoa on 6/18/2006
Beer bottle for blondes (166 bytes) by Manchoa on 6/18/2006
A brain and a pair of jump leads (316 bytes) by jonmoore on 4/7/2006
My wife left me (617 bytes) by Gromit on 3/8/2006
Irish Toast (932 bytes) by Freebird on 3/5/2006
Beer: The wonderful answer to lifes problems (1361 bytes) by RJYoda on 2/17/2006
Confessional (626 bytes) by Freebird on 12/18/2005
The Top 16 Slogans for 48-Proof Beer (760 bytes) by beerguy101 on 7/13/2005
Top Ten Signs You’ve Purchased A Bad Beer (787 bytes) by beerguy101 on 7/13/2005
Run in with a drunk (545 bytes) by TonyHetherington on 7/5/2005
Asphalt (118 bytes) by Crockett on 7/2/2005
Can't do that... (822 bytes) by S8N on 6/29/2005
Cowboy (434 bytes) by Lang on 6/22/2005
Another bear joke (162 bytes) by Lang on 6/22/2005
Descartes (110 bytes) by Lang on 6/22/2005
Bad news (743 bytes) by Flashpro on 5/31/2005
Beer at the beach (97 bytes) by Flashpro on 5/31/2005
Redneck I.Q test (2130 bytes) by staleyiv on 5/26/2005
What to do to avoid driving drunk. (144 bytes) by staleyiv on 5/26/2005
Yo mama's such a drunk (109 bytes) by Suds McDuff on 5/26/2005
Vacationing priests (1663 bytes) by S8N on 5/24/2005
Calling the tavern (82 bytes) by aabrewer318 on 5/22/2005
Cuckoo Clock (727 bytes) by S8N on 5/22/2005
Cancer (1622 bytes) by BCSuds on 11/29/2004
The good samaritans (1549 bytes) by kissmybass on 10/16/2004
The lamest beer joke ever (184 bytes) by KrazyKarl on 10/13/2004
Before it starts (345 bytes) by goudan on 10/7/2004
The chicken (205 bytes) by Anonymous on 9/9/2004
What's wrong? (38 bytes) by DoubleBeerStout on 9/5/2004
Hamsters and Bars (971 bytes) by DoubleBeerStout on 9/5/2004
Poor Beer Lovers (265 bytes) by DoubleBeerStout on 9/5/2004
The wisdom of George Carlin (117 bytes) by FoamDome on 7/31/2004
Selling beer (264 bytes) by jay_ordan on 6/26/2004
A drunk orders himself a beer (1422 bytes) by jonmoore on 6/20/2004
31 days (483 bytes) by Austin on 6/15/2004
Octopus (828 bytes) by Bluezmadam on 6/8/2004
Heaven or Hell (769 bytes) by Bluezmadam on 6/8/2004
Worms experiment (542 bytes) by Bluezmadam on 6/7/2004
Bad Snake (451 bytes) by michelobchick on 6/2/2004
The meaning of life (2097 bytes) by jonmoore on 5/17/2004
Monkey in a bar. (1260 bytes) by Cottrell on 4/23/2004
Free Beer (1199 bytes) by Freebird on 4/21/2004
How much did an irish man drink? (65 bytes) by Anonymous on 4/16/2004
Where does an Irishman go for a vacation? (70 bytes) by pksmith on 4/12/2004
Arthritis (857 bytes) by pksmith on 4/12/2004
Singles bar (513 bytes) by daa1103 on 4/12/2004
The more I drink (527 bytes) by daa1103 on 4/7/2004
A bear walks into a bar (492 bytes) by daa1103 on 4/7/2004
Out Drinking (1458 bytes) by Freebird on 3/11/2004
German Genie (1693 bytes) by Anonymous on 3/10/2004
Drinking Hazard (1071 bytes) by Anonymous on 3/10/2004
The rude drunk (346 bytes) by Anonymous on 3/6/2004
Drunk Test (457 bytes) by Freebird on 3/3/2004
Beer SAT (64 bytes) by dippy on 3/2/2004
The mouse (311 bytes) by squyrm on 2/28/2004
Morning (264 bytes) by squyrm on 2/28/2004
The man and the frog (196 bytes) by squyrm on 2/28/2004
Old Yeller (106 bytes) by dippy on 2/27/2004
Wedding and a funeral (95 bytes) by dippy on 2/27/2004
Ways to tell you've been drinking too much (366 bytes) by dippy on 2/27/2004
Son-in-law (908 bytes) by dippy on 2/27/2004
A string walks into a bar (1154 bytes) by dippy on 2/27/2004
Beer Alphabet (1928 bytes) by dippy on 2/27/2004
Eye Patch (996 bytes) by rollinz on 2/22/2004
When does the bar open? (566 bytes) by rollinz on 2/22/2004
Corked Up (365 bytes) by rollinz on 2/22/2004
A snake slithers into a bar (182 bytes) by rollinz on 2/22/2004
Milk'n a Cow (1613 bytes) by rollinz on 2/22/2004
Beer Warning (1542 bytes) by GirlOnTap on 2/22/2004
Sea of Beer (996 bytes) by rollinz on 2/19/2004
Double Scotch (1053 bytes) by rollinz on 2/19/2004
Jumper Cables (100 bytes) by rollinz on 2/19/2004
A neutron walks into a bar (201 bytes) by rollinz on 2/19/2004
Goldfish (2382 bytes) by rollinz on 2/19/2004
True to life (578 bytes) by rollinz on 2/19/2004
Sore tooth (1185 bytes) by rollinz on 2/19/2004
Punk's and Cider (79 bytes) by ThrstyBstrd on 2/16/2004
Top 10 list: Beer vs. women (1176 bytes) by Anonymous on 2/14/2004
Bananas? (1063 bytes) by pubbilliam on 1/24/2004
The well dressed lawyer and the redneck (3263 bytes) by Anonymous on 8/18/2003
Alaskan Beer Pub (557 bytes) by G8810 on 4/3/2003
No bait (542 bytes) by lynxman on 12/5/2002
Beer Diet (4213 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
The bloody bear (1287 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Loose Tooth (1027 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Drink Fast (430 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Fright Night (306 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
The golden bar (1973 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Panda (1454 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
The monkey (912 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Prize in the Ditch (563 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Breakfast (286 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Proud Fathers (1332 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Two hunters (1815 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Getting her drunk (376 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Top 10 list: Why beer is better than Jesus (630 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Ranger (443 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
No More Pilsner (660 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Breathalyzer Test (872 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
The ballerina (659 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Why did God make beer? (76 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Female Hormones (580 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Why does beer through your system so fast? (115 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Two for my brothers (1169 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Stolen (434 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Light Bulb (141 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Lost Luggage (290 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Crawling (784 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Gay Man (570 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Superman (952 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Diabetes (436 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Four Hundred Dollars (1069 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Hundred Dollars (819 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Don't bite (1132 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Lena Buys a Beer (485 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Beer on the Job (1110 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Misunderstanding (504 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Big Night (367 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Lottery Winner (506 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Instructions (273 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/20/2002
Blew Chunks (984 bytes) by Flashpro on 11/14/2002
Drunk Driver (706 bytes) by Flashpro on 11/14/2002
Beer Drinking Test (951 bytes) by Flashpro on 11/14/2002
99 reasons why beer is better than women (5113 bytes) by Flashpro on 11/14/2002
Laughing Horse (992 bytes) by Flashpro on 11/14/2002
A skeleton walks into a bar (227 bytes) by Flashpro on 11/14/2002
Kiss My A** (803 bytes) by Flashpro on 11/14/2002
Some nerve (653 bytes) by Flashpro on 11/14/2002
The messy drunk (858 bytes) by Flashpro on 11/14/2002
You know you're a drunk when (1452 bytes) by Flashpro on 11/14/2002
The inebriation scale (2304 bytes) by Flashpro on 11/14/2002
Beers of the (Software) World (4376 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/3/2002
A cheeseburger walks into a bar (184 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/3/2002
A Gorilla (329 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/3/2002
A Grasshopper (239 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/3/2002
Heavy Drinkers (1938 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/3/2002
Magic Bottle (1029 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/3/2002
Know Your Geography (668 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/3/2002
Steering wheel (246 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/3/2002
Complimentary (680 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 11/3/2002
Beer makes you smarter (763 bytes) by lynxman on 11/2/2002
Brewery Death (777 bytes) by BeerBaron on 8/1/2002
The fly in the beer (591 bytes) by lynxman on 7/30/2002
A seal walks into a bar (111 bytes) by 75rider on 7/10/2002
Beethoven's Ninth (1796 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 4/28/2002
A termite walks into a bar (72 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 4/28/2002
Drunk Guy (850 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 4/14/2002
Beer or not beer? (884 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 4/14/2002
The Devil walks into a bar (395 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 4/14/2002
True Story (1253 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 4/14/2002
The beer patch (750 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 4/14/2002
Thoughts on beer (famous quotes) (2662 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 4/14/2002
Drunk Bet (1035 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 4/14/2002
DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson (357 bytes) by Sexy Sa on 4/14/2002
Beer Warnings (1414 bytes) by Flashpro on 4/14/2002
Beer Troubleshooting (2332 bytes) by Flashpro on 4/14/2002
The beer prayer (439 bytes) by Flashpro on 4/14/2002


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